David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 27 June 2012
There I was, making a speech written for me by my spin-advisor, to about 200 Olympic Games Maker volunteers at a specially-arranged visit to the official uniform distribution centre in east London when this protester stepped forward.
Just 22 seconds into My speech, the proletariat scum-protester, dressed in the purple and orange official uniform, shouted: "Shame on you, David Cameron - you are crippling the poor in London. Shame on you ..."
The man tried to continue to speak but his words were drowned out by the other volunteers jumping to my defence and in appreciation of my work, standing and dedication.
He was then quickly ushered out of the room.
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