David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 6 March 2012
I said in my speech to the Tory Party Conference in 2011: "I will turn this country around!"
Some witty nit replied: "Oh good, I always thought we were too close to France!"
Well now I'm doing it - I've got the unemployed up to nearly 4 mill, slashed the police, military, and NHS staff.
Now what to do about the millions of illegal immigrants, killing, mugging, shop lifting gangs, Big Issue sellers etc... I couldn't give a toss... they don't bother me.
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