David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 March 2012

I said in my speech to the Tory Party Conference in 2011: "I will turn this country around!"

Some witty nit replied: "Oh good, I always thought we were too close to France!"

Well now I'm doing it - I've got the unemployed up to nearly 4 mill, slashed the police, military, and NHS staff.

Now what to do about the millions of illegal immigrants, killing, mugging, shop lifting gangs, Big Issue sellers etc... I couldn't give a toss... they don't bother me.


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