David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 11 March 2012

President Nursultan Nazarbayev, the iron-fisted ruler of Kazakhstan, is insisting that I, The Right Honourable David Cameron MP, Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service of the Untied Kingdom, visit him as a condition for allowing one of the largest military convoys in British history to cross his country.

I like his style actually.

And it will give me an opportunity to see some of my personal overseas investment projects in real life.