David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 8 March 2012

The deaths of six British soldiers in Afghanistan marks a "desperately sad day" for Britain.

Now, I must get my accountant to sort out why my expenses were so low this month, and improve all of my offshore accounts performances.

My plans for the NHS's destruction seem to be going well, with the help of Ed Miliband doing nothing against it other than make weak speeches here and there.

Looking good!


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