David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 9 March 2012

My father-in-law, Viscount Astor, owns an estate on the island of Jura.

The wife Samantha and I, used to regularly enjoy holidays on the estate, which has some of the best deer-stalking terrain in Scotland.

Not so much time to go there nowadays, with the duties of cutting the police force, the NHS, the military, the benefit scroungers, and keeping Nick Clegg in his place!

Now, where's my other jigsaw puzzle got to?...