David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 23 February 2012
My Haliburton shares yielded me over a million pounds last year, but the proletariat should not pick up on this, 'cause Willie Hague's made him over £1.8m, I'd better leak that fact to the press as soon as possible to avoid them showing any interest in my gains.
An Occupy Nottingham delegate tried to get through to see me yesterday, but my 8 armed personal protection officers prevented him from getting to the armoured Mercedes.
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