David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Everyone seems to be complaining about this credit crunch, with job losses, and houses being worth nothing.

Does not bother me............. The world will always need multi-millionaire Footballers to advertise razor blades. If nothing else, at least we still have Victoria's singing career to fall back on....

Bugger, I really must get my legs and feet insured. I could be on Strictly Come Dancing this time next year, watching Victoria in Big Brother.


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