David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 16 January 2009

This week, my housekeeper, Ingrid, is going to file a sexual harassment suit against me.

It's a sort of misunderstanding, but when I was drunk one night I "accidentally" put my penis in her mouth while she was sleeping, thinking that she was my mother-in-law (she has no teeth).

If wish someone could help me out with some free legal advice, but the public hate people that hire housekeepers.