David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 17 January 2009

This will be a busy weekend for me, so on friday night I went out with the lads and I got drunk off maitai's, bay breezes, and other umbrella-related drinks, until my brain flipped on the auto-pilot switch and I blacked out.

The next day I woke up with a drink umbrella up my arse and what I hope to god was mayo all over my face. Now I have to come up with an explanation to keep Posh happy.

Maybe another handbag.


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