David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 15 June 2012

Euro 2012

Nicklaus Bendtner has been fined by UEFA for advertising bookmakers Paddy Power on his pants after he scored twice for Denmark v Portugal two days ago. Its probably just as well I'm not in the England squad as I have contracts for pants, aftershave, perfume, football schools, razorblades, fast food outlets. Every goal could cost me a fortune.

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