David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

People don't seem to realise that I am a little shy in real life.

They see me playing football and celebrating with my team-mates, they see me advertising perfumes, sorry fragrances, they see me advertising underwear on billboards on main roads, they see me topless on womens magazines, they see me looking suave advertising razor blades and sunglasses, but none of those are the real me.

I'm not interested in money either. I couldn't tell you how much money I have earned in my career to the nearest hundred million. I let Viccy look after the money and she gives £50 a week pocket money. But I try to save that because they don't accept pound notes or coins in America.

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