David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 19 June 2012

Euro 2012

All this fuss about Nicklaus Bendtner getting banned for wearing Paddy Power pants reminds me - I already have advertising contracts for pants, perfumes, fast food, razor blades and hair gel, but no betting shops.

And I used to work at Walthamstow dog track as a kid! Talk about missing a trick - Viccy will kill me. I wonder if John Power bookies are still going in High St Walthamstow?