David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 30 May 2012

I hope Victoria don't read the papers, but I have taken a 40% pay cut to stay at LA Galaxy. 40% is a lot of money.

I suppose I can be grateful I still have the advertising contract with the pants, and the perfumes and fragrances, and the fast foods, and the sunglasses and the razor blades.

There's no plan B - I can't go back to collecting glasses at Walthamstow dog track since they closed it down!

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