David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 22 June 2012

Euro 2012 - Group D - England 1 Ukraine 0

England are into the quarter-final - and with France losing to Sweden we top the group and play Italy - avoiding Spain until the final.

Steven Gerrard has played three games in a week - his knees must be about to collapse at any point. I'm sure Michelle Platini will allow England to call me up as his replacement for the knock-out stages.
I've already packed my suitcase - I'm just waiting for the call.

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