David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 17 June 2012

Euro 2012: England 3 Sweden 2

A great result for the lads - beating our bogey team Sweden for the first time in a competitive match.

Goals from Andy Carroll, Theo Walcot from the bench and Danny Welbeck.

When I say Theo Walcot scored from the bench, I mean he came onto the pitch as sub and scored, he didn't score from the bench. I've never seen a footballer score from the bench.

I once scored from the half-way line at Wimbledon (the football club not the tennis court) but even I never scored from the bench.

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