David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

ENGLAND'S football stars will be heading to Euro 2012 without UNDERWEAR.

That is because the FA will supply all of Roy Hodgson's squad with everything from pants to branded clothing.

If I was selected for the squad (it's not too late - Frank Lampard could still go mad on the pork pies while on holiday with his tv presenter girlfriend) I'd have to agree a separate arrangement where I can wear my H&M undies as per my prestigious contract with them.