David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 25 May 2012

One of my Hollywood mates Tom Cruise has sent me a pair of football boots to wear. Pink. Pink football boots.

I wore them yesterday to be polite, and told people that Tom gave me them. Now everyone is nodding and winking and pointing at my boots.

Tom also invited me to go for a full body massage at John Travolta's house. I always enjoy a full body massage because playing top level competitive football for LA Galaxy in the MLS takes a toll on my body, but I've heard stories about John Travolta and his 'full body massages'...