David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 April 2012

The GB men's football team have been drawn against Uruguay, United Arab Emirates and Senegal in the Olympics football tournament.

There is speculation in the papers that my place in the squad is not guaranteed - now team boss Stuart Pearce says he will fly to America to watch me play before deciding. Sounds like he wants a freebie holiday!

He loves a pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner does Pearcy. If i take him to the local hut, that should seal the deal.

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