David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 23 March 2012

My dad, Ted Beckham is suing the News international group (Sun newspaper) for hacking his phone.

Fair play to dad - i didn't even know he was famous. Has my dad been hanging out with Hugh Grant and Charlotte Church while i've been playing football in America?

Well if he does get a pay-out from Rupert Murdoch i won't have to pay him so much for baysitting in future. Ten quid an hour - cash in hand i should add - is outrageous! Where's the discount for family?

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