David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 10 July 2011

Dear diary,
It's been very hectic this past 24 hours. I am shattered to say the least! I met Prince William and Kate Middleton yesterday, which was a great privilege especially as we had not been invited to the Buckingham Palace wedding party.

I also managed to score a goal for LA Galaxy. I managed to take the kids with me to the football match and told them for and that it would be a very special day because mummy is going into hospital to have a baby girl and that life for them will never, never be the same. I knew that will be true for Victoria because it's what she always wanted.

We already knew that it would be a girl more than five years ago when we met one of those Witch doctors whilst on Safari in South Africa - it seems that the old mumbo-jumbo works! The big problem that remains is what we are going to call her… Me and Victoria have different opinions but I should be the gentleman and let her have the final say!

See you soon!

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