David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 29 July 2011

Well it's just great 'avin' a little girl around. I love me boys but 'aving a daughter is goin' t'be 'arder coz I'll 'ave to make sure tha' boys trea' 'er righ' when she starts dating.

I know what they're capable of doin' 'aving been one meself.

I 'ad a great time with the lads the other day when we played against them as the MLS All Stars. Sad we lost but that's ok. We 'ad a freaking great night out afterwards. Dead posh club it was. Didn't talk to any of the luvly women tho'. Victoria would 'ave killed me an' she 'as funny ways of findin' out these things.

I 'aven't told anyone ye' bu' a want t'go back and play in England. I miss it all so much.

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