David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Monday, 11 July 2011

It's been quite tense since Victoria came back with the baby, but the sweet little thing is now sleeping in the nursery.

We did think that it would be nice to call the baby Juliet to go along with Romeo, but thought it might lead to incest, so we ditched that!

We have finally come to a decision that she should have a UNIQUE name - a name which no one has had before! The name would be Harper Seven. That would keep the world guessing why choose that name?

I will let you in on a little secret - The News of the World telephoned me yesterday morning - very early yesterday morning and asked me what the name of the baby girl would be called? I'm afraid I was a bit sharp with them and said: "don't you know it's half past seven?"

No, that was a joke. Ha ha HA HA!

Seriously, the name of the Witch Doctor is believe it or not Harper and he said that it would be born in the seventh month and she would weigh seven pounds. When I used to play for Manchester United, number seven was my number and so we incorporated the 2 to make it Harper Seven.

Oopsie… I think Victoria is going to be rather mad at me!!!

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