David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Arm ded fed up. Justin Bieber, that little squawking arsehole is getting more tension than me. Arm gonna get anuvver tatoo tomorra that says 'Bieber is a twat'.

Arm no' bovvered abowt all the footie stuff at the minit. Ah just want to smack that silly sod Bieber into next week.

Feel betta now. Glad i gorri' outta me sistem.

I ope nobody finds this an reeds it like.


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