David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 31 July 2011

Well it was just lovely spending time with me old mate Gordon Ramsay. He's gonna be a great god-father to little Harper. 'E loves 'er t'bits already. Everyone luvs little Harper.

Victoria dresses 'er up lovely like. Harper's got more outfits than Victoria has. We'll have to put an addition onto our Main House just to put Harper's outfits in.

It was Great having 'Gordo' an' 'is family to stay with us and go surfing.

'E does a mean barbeque and roped us all in to 'elp out like.

I asked 'im if he fancied catching one of the Dolphins we could see out in the ocean, and barbequing it. When the kids 'eard that, they all jumped on me and started pummeling me...I was screaming that I was only joking like.

Any we 'ad a dead gud time.

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