David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Monday, 23 May 2011

Dear Diary, I really want to get involved with the olyimpics in 2012. I said I could do anything, coaching, they said i didn't have the right driving license. I said i did. I bought in Romania when I was 19. I said I could be a manager and they said i could!! great.. I have gone to the McDonalds website and signed up for some part-time work. £6 an hour. That's more than Victoria lets me have.
She'll be thrilled

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