David Beckham - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 8 May 2011
It was nice to go to the Royal wedding last week… Victoria and I enjoyed it big time! We are now back in America and it's time to take Brooklyn to school… I was a bit long vacuuming the carpet this morning and now I am running a bit late! I think I will take the black Cadillac or a spin this morning!
I chose Freeway 405 because it is the most direct, and the only one that my sat nav will work properly on… Oh dear!… Who put that there?
What will Victoria say? At least me in Brooklyn and not hurt but the guy in the car in front had whiplash - apparently it is a required thing in California!
I expect I will get sued for millions - sometimes it's difficult being ordinary!
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