Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Monday, 14 May 2012

The Queen has invited me to join her in her celebrations this year, and sent me some tickets for Wimbledon too!

I won't be bribed though, my 50th anniversary as a show-business phenomenon was marked by a celebratory UK concert tour - 'Cliff Richard - The Time Machine Tour' -in 2008, and she didn't reply to my invitation to attend - so sod her!