Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

I told the BBC: I'm an enigma and I love it!

I love that the Press still don't think they know everything about me.

I have lived with former priest John McElynn for 7 years now.

They asked me to appear in the next series of Celebrity Big Brother. No doubt I was approached in the hope that I'd reveal details of my notoriously secret personal life!

No chance.

Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping, walking, living doll
Got to do my best to please him, just 'cause he's a living doll!