Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 26 April 2012

When I was young my father said, son I have something to say. And what he told me I'll never forget until my dying days. He said Son you'll be a bachelor boy, until your dying days!

When I was 16 I fell in love, with a tennis player as sweet as can be.
But I remembered just in time, what my daddy said to me.

I wonder how he knew?