Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Absolute Radio have launched a new radio station called Absolute radio 60s and they have promised listeners the station will NOT play any of my records from the 60s.

SO they will play the music like the Beatles, the Stones, the ... err. Well anyway, I can't think of any other bands of the 60s, but this is victimising me and using my popularity to get publicity.

This is sure to backfire on them. My vast army of fans will not listen to this station. In retaliation, I have decided to sponsor the local Weybridge Hospital Radio Station. On condition they play Cliff Richard records 24 hours a day. The patients will 'Absolutely' love it!!

Take that Absolute Radio!!!