Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 18 March 2012

Justin Lee Collins has been in touch. Do I want to help him make a record for the Eurovision Song Contest?

I told him I need cash in hand, and three asian hookers. Na, not really, just pretending to be Charlie Sheen. Lol.
Course I wanna do it, need the cash after Absolute Radio stopped playing my records -but who is this Justin Lee Collins geezer - sounded like Worzel Gummidge on the phone.


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