Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Today is February 29th - leap year. It only happens every four years - something to do with the planets not rotating fast enough or summit.

The problem I have on February 29th is Agnes my next door neighbour - she always proposes to me on this date. Without fail. It's a tradition that woman ask men to marry them instead of the other way round.

She puts a ring around the date on my annual calender that she buys at HMV. She likes me so she put a ring on it. Hmmm, catchy phrase - I could use that as lyrics.

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