Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Monday, 2 December 2013

I, like many people, miss the comedy duo acts of recent times who are no longer in the public eye. I'm told that I am regularly regarded as a funny individual and if I do not make Prime Minister [don't laugh, that isn't supposed to be funny] I should perhaps find a straight person [in the comedic sense] and make a comedy duo sitcom, or appear at the Comedy Clubs.

I'd thought about asking Jo Brand or Russel Brand [or is it Russel Grant]. Some say the current Speaker of the house and I would make up an innately funny pair. I've had a couple of appearances on "Have I Got News For You" and I was told that my timing and flow were hilarious.

Food for thought.