Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 16 October 2013

Frightfully good time in China. I even managed to stop off in Hong Kong and get myself five new suits for only £60! Best thing is I can add a zero when I claim my expenses as they look the same as Savile Row on me.

Rollicking fun at the ambassadors reception lots of women and booze. Like a country where I can get a bit of a drink when I'm on the earhole. It makes it much easier to beg for scraps of money than when you can't drink. Probably why I sodded it up in the Arab visits last year.