Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Dear Diary - I just heard that some horrid Taliban terrorists have vowed to destroy the Tower Big Ben.

Well bring it on Tali blokes. I have assigned a dozen of Queen Elizabeth's royal guards to watch over BB and these chaps are so good that they can smell a Taliban lad 30 yards away.

Big Ben will be just fine and the big fella will keep on ticking.

Boris Johnson