Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 April 2012

Tony Parsons put this on his Tweet thingy:
It is not Boris Johnson's earnings that will prevent him becoming PM - it is because the British people will never elect another Old Etonian!

Tosh, crap, rubbish, just watch me Tony boy!

And that bloody Mirror wrote:
Boris Johnson has raked in almost £900,000 from second jobs since becoming Mayor of London three years ago, he revealed yesterday. The staggering sum, which he has described as "chicken feed", comes on top of his lavish £143,911 taxpayer-funded salary for running the capital.
In the last 12 months Tory mayor Mr Johnson took home an extra £389,625 - paying around £214,000 in tax!

Jealous bastards!

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