Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Was thinking of bringing back the Routemaster bus - the epitome of London transport. Got to get rid of those 'Bendy Buggers'.

The Humanists are planning to blitz the existing fleet with slogans 'Thee is probably no god' of course there is a god - it's me!

Just watch 'god' remove the Bendy-Buses!

Got to call in at Barbers - something for the weekend?