Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 8 November 2008

Gosh, Crikey, Gosh, Phwoar,

I need to find out Mr Obama's favourite biscuits for next time he visits London. We gave George W Ginger Nuts, and he really did not like those at all.

It is nearly Christmas, and I don't know what to get David Cameron. I think a sincere smile might be the right thing, but where can I find one of those at this time of the year. Maybe i should just get him some Smug remover. That went down well last year, and he is bound to have forgotten that again this year, like he did his policies.

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