Barack Obama - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 11 February 2014
Dear Diary - I have warned Senator Rand Paul about talking about that Monica Lewinsky woman everytime he mentions my good old buddy former President Bill Clinton.
If old Randy boy has any lick of sense he will stop that high school bs before he pisses me off and I unleash my presidential powers on the boy.
I have dealth with the likes of heavyweights like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, and that Ann Coulter bitch so little bitty old Rand Paul ain't nothing but a Chuhuahua's flea to me.
President B. Obama
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