Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 19 January 2014

Dear Diary,

Michelle had her big blow-out last night.

I tried to warn her about the exotic bean dip but she had some drinks and kept dipping into the bean dip.

So much noise and smell the girls and I slept in the haunted room which was slightly better.

Well, she's 50 years old now.

She's already planning to go in for an overhaul.

Just so she doesn't get that recipe of bean dip.

I don't know who brought it but Joe Biden sure was grinning a lot.

Got to remind the maids to air that room out.

50-year-old farts...it may take awhile!