Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 7 March 2014

Dear Diary - I am going to have to get tougher with that Putin fella or else he may think that he is going to be able to push me around the way he does that Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, Kim Jong Un.

I have already told Putin that I am not going to allow anymore of his Vodka to enter the USA.

I can play hardball with the best of them. Michelle is worried that a lot of Vodka drinkers will be upset. But who gives a sh*t...hell I don't. I'm not running for office. Tsk-tsk.

President B. Obama

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