Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 18 January 2014

Dear Diary,

Kids are silly nowadays.

I try to teach my girls that they can't have everything they want and Michelle used to back me up on this but changed to their side.

Wonder if this happens everywhere?

I told Michelle what I thought.

"I'd let them do as they liked unless it gets dangerous", she told me.

Do whatever they lack?

"Yes. You see Barry, they are both keeping a secret diary of us and their days in the White House. I've read a few pages. I don't want to be identified as "Can be an absolute monster when she wants to be." in the book she releases in 10-15 years."

Well, maybe I'm being too hard. I think I'll ease up too.

-Barry


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