Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 March 2014

Dear Diary - I swear it is getting harder and harder to keep up with all of these foreign warships sailing around all over the place.

My secretary of the Navy is really earning his money as he tells me that sometimes he has stayed up until 3 am checking out all of these wayward vessels.

Vice-President Biden has told me to go ahead and sink one and that should take care of the problem.

I like Joey, but sometimes, I think he is a little bit too much of a team player.

Barack Obama