Barack Obama - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 28 August 2014
Got the C.I.A. to fit a drone console at the foot of our bed, so that I can operate precision enemy killing missiles while enjoying my "Elvis style" peanut butter jello and streaky bacon rasher breakfast sandwiches.
I already have a practice one but this is the real thing.
It converts to Grand Theft Auto when there's nothing to kill.
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