Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 17 January 2014

I tried to communicate to the aliens who abducted me that I was the president of the United States but they just stood there trying to figure out what I meant.

I also needed a warm, affectionate, wife from earth.

They just stood there.

A female earthling wife for companionship.

You know! Someone warm and loves to be loved and suddenly the big headed one nodded.

So they went back to earth and that Obama pod sent me my daughter's water dog.

No wonder these guys are freaks!

-Barry