Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 18 January 2014

Dear Diary,

I wish Michelle would let me watch the Golf Channel more often.

She wants me to know all these things like on the Discovery Channel or the History Channel so I can appear to be very intelligent to guests and reporters.

But getting better at golf can earn you a lot of respect from world leaders.

Does anyone really need to know if "Hitler once thought about growing a beard"?

Eisenhower loved to fish.

Obama loved to play golf. That's for the future of the History Channel to report.

-Barry