Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 17 January 2014

If you love someone, set her free. But if that someone you love comes back to you even before you set her free. Then she must be into some kind of voodoo s*it.

I'd go see Madame Orange in Haiti and see if you can reverse that thing.

OPRAH! Go back to from where you came and quit messing with that stuff!

I didn't know presidents had to put up with stuff like this.

That Oprah can rise clear off the floor at times.

Your President & Nobel Peace Winner, Barry