Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

Dear Diary - Well out with 2013 and in with 2014. And lets hope that those argumentative Republican fellas and gals start to realize that we are all on the same side...my side.

I told my sweety Michelle that I hope that the GOPers understand that their president is a Democrat and I am going to employ Democratic policies and I am not about to let that crybaby Johnny Boehner dictate to me what I will and will not do.

I will run this country the way I see fit and recent polls show that 89 percent of the american people agree with me and if that horsey-looking Ann Coulter doesn't shut that pie hole on her face, I will see about getting the skanky-looking bitch deported to Iceland.

President Obama