Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 December 2013

Dear Diary - I'm glad to say that Megyn Kelly's stupid remark about Santa Claus being white has really helped to get some of the heat off of me and that Obamacare issue.

Everyone is talking about the dishwater blonde who stuck her size 9½ high heel shoe in her lippy mouth.

I have never liked that arrogant skank and now I like her even less.

Michelle and I cannot stop laughing about the audacity of that white woman making such an insensitive remark.

President Obama