Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 3 August 2013

Dear Diary - I'm getting ready for my birthday party. I can hardly wait to see what my sweet Michelle gives me this year. I swear that woman always picks out exactly what I need.

I just hope she didn't buy me any underwear. I have dozens and dozens of them with the presidential seal monogrammed on the back.

I know that whatever it is I will positively like it, and that's what I'm talking about.

President Obama